Ignorant Marriage

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It must be exhausting to constantly ignore your husband's flaws in order to keep you artificial marriage happiness.

Welcome to the Circus

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. - Anonymous

It's a Secret, Shhh!!!

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret - Henry Youngman

Sacrifice at the altar

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues. - Helen Rowland

Breakfast together

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My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop.

Winston Churchill

Something Wrong

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I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me - Elayne Boosler

Blind Dates

"I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog" by Wendy Liebman.